my school friend pointed out this girl reading paulo coelho 2 me and now she’s laughing at the retching noise that just came out of my mouth
so, basically i have been borderline obsessed with genderswapped one direction lately and i wanted to compile a fic rec list so i could share the bountiful beauty of girl!direction with all of you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
- some girls (ziam, girl!zayn, nc-17) zayn wakes up a girl. liam tries to be helpful.
- lost in the thrill of it all (ziall, cis-girl!zayn, cis-girl!niall, cis-girl!louis, r) She’s in her uniform, the collar buttoned up to her throat, her sleeves bare. The colours of her tattoos contrast starkly with the blue of her material and Niall wants to touch. roller derby au!
- drunk girls know that love is an astronaut (ziall, cis-girl!zayn, cis-girl!niall, pg-13) niall gets handsy on girls’ night out.
- drive me crazy(ot5, cis-girl!everyone except liam, nc-17) their favorite hobby is making as many references to sex as possible so as to see liam go red and blotchy; there’s a running competition and everything.
- need you for my dreams (zayn/liam/harry, cis-girl!harry, nc-17) harry didn’t mean for the threesome with zayn and liam to be a recurring thing but apparently it’s become one. Since they’re doing it again and all.
- only girl (lourry, cis-girl!harry, cis-girl!louis, nc-17) louise has always fancied harriet a bit. then harry puts on her old school uniform and things take a turn for the interesting.
- you run my mind (lilo, cis-girl!liam, cis-girl!louis, pg-13) louis lures liam back in bed after her morning run
- let it be, baby breathe (ziall, cis-girl!zayn, cis-girl!niall, r) shotgunning fic!
- new best day of my life (lourry, cis-girl!louis, nc-17) “not m’fault you insist on going to sleep like this,” he mutters- louis isn’t sure, but she has a vague suspicion that the words would sound more like an unintelligible grumble to the untrained ear. louis, though, is an expert in morning harry-speak.
- i can’t tell, you’re already red (ziam, cis-girl!zayn, nc-17) her door clicks shut almost immediately but zayn can tell that the air in her room has changed; it’s become heavier, thicker.
- tell me how to turn your love on (narry, cis-girl!harry, nc-17) girl!harry and fratboy!niall
- hard to let go, i could teach you how (zouis, cis-girl!louis, nc-17) “i’m not particularly enthusiastic about the idea of suffocating you,” louis informs zayn.
- scent of victory (lourry, cis-girl!everyone, pg-13) field hockey au fic!
- beat your heart out (ot5 but also lourry and zarry, cis-girl!everyone, hard r) genderswap au where they’re in an all-girl punk band/babe crew and they wear a lot of leather and smoke a lot of cigarettes and make out with each other and beat people up when they try to hit on harry, who looks like brody dalle from the distillers.
Ziall Alphabet→C: Chin
Where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0